BREAKING: GIRLBLOGGER VENTURES OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR

You heard it here first. SOPHSOPHSOPH was spotted outside of the hellsite. Why? Oh don't bother asking her. She's adamantly keeping it zipped until she can figure out how to code her tell-all virtual diary. In the mean time, enjoy this one, made by: teppyslayouts.neocities.org

No man, I don't eat Pork

Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

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